like me, but flatter, and filled with sentences and pictures instead of sarcasm and donuts
Monday, February 27, 2006
About time!
Finally, our pets will start earning their keep! They have been sleeping and eating for free long enough; it's about time they became contributing members of the household.
"You can't tweeze a gray hair...you know that will kill a midget, come on! And you can't kill a midget, cuz that's where our dreams are kept, in their heads!"
- Dave Attell, in his comedy special Captain Miserable
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