Am I self-centered, and a bit of a dick?
Signed, Clueless in Daly City
Here's a two-part test to help answer your question:
Question One: Did you buy a tiny, tiny car?
Question Two: Did you still manage to take up more than one parking space?
Did you answer "Yes" to both? Well, then you're definitely clueless, and you're probably a bit of a dick. Self-centered? I'd need a bit more information, but my money's on "yes."
Glad I could help.